mcdonaldsguy:

im smoking keyboard weed garnished with some microscopic and normal sized pet hair

(via hardcorefisting)

ostracizedpoodle:

This is my favorite message I have gotten. They didn’t reply or explain anything it was just this

ostracizedpoodle:

This is my favorite message I have gotten. They didn’t reply or explain anything it was just this

(via metapod)

railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

(via brokencashmachine)

slow-riot:

Uh, I guess?

(via brokencashmachine)